being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life
There are two types of single people
- desperately wants to be in a relationship
- desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible
I am both
"I loved them before they got popular"
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself